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November 22, 2005

Moonbat Soda

Posted by Dave Blount at November 22, 2005 4:09 PM

Politically correct kookiness destroys everything it touches — even soda.

Debbie Schlussel reports on the Jones Soda Co., which promises that "all sodas are completely vegetarian, certified kosher, and contain zero caffeine, calories, and carbs." Their National Holiday Pack's flavors are:

Turkey & Gravy
Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto
Wild Herb Stuffing
Cranberry Sauce
Pumpkin Pie

Unsurprisingly, Schlussel reports that all five flavors taste terrible.