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November 20, 2005

Klutz Demands $10 Million For Spilling Coffee on Herself

Posted by Dave Blount at November 20, 2005 8:37 PM

The New York Post reports that a 60-year-old woman named Sharon Shea managed to spill coffee on herself as she and a friend drove away from a Staten Island Dunkin' Donuts.

"The [drive-thru] girl had positioned them where they were in the same line [on the tray], they weren't cattycorner," she said, in explanation of why Dunkin' Donuts owes her $10 million. Also, the coffee was "too hot" and the lids allegedly "couldn't have been on tight."

If prices go up at Dunkin' Donuts and they start serving the coffee lukewarm, you'll know whom to thank. Don't assume she won't win — the absurd spilt coffee lawsuit has paid off before.

Imagine how bad it will get if the Breck girl (ambulance-chaser John Edwards) ever ends up in the White House.

Hat tip: Wiggins