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August 29, 2005
Moonbats Blame Bush for the Weather
At this point readers probably won't be surprised to hear that President Bush — whom lefties blamed for last year's Sumatra tsunami — is now being held responsible for Katrina. Yesterday Swing State Project listed three reasons why Bush should be blamed for the approaching storm. To paraphrase:
- Thanks to Bush, some members of the Louisiana National Guard, who otherwise would have been present to hold up their hands and stop the wind, are wasting their time fighting al Qaeda.
- Hurricanes are caused by global warming, which in turn was caused by President Bush.
- Despite warnings that hurricane season might feature hurricanes this year, Bush spent time in Crawford, when he should have been standing on the Gulf Coast shore, in position to command the rains to cease.
The author forgot another reason that Katrina should weigh heavily on the President's guilty conscience. With all the juice Bush has with the religious right, why didn't he use his influence to have God call off the storm?
With thanks to V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 29, 2005 8:44 PM
Comments
Better yet, why did Katrina hit the Southern Baptist South, and not the Moonbat NE coast? You'd think Bush and God would've coordinated a bit better for this one.
Moonbat Guano is sometimes just too much fun.
Posted by: Debris Trail at August 29, 2005 10:28 PM
Maybe you should stop paraphrasing. What you said is not at all what the article read. No wonder your readers are un-informed.
Posted by: Rob B. at August 30, 2005 9:03 AM
Funny how the National Guard was a club for shiftless playboys this time a year ago when lefties were bashing Bush for being in it, and now the Guard is a vital national resource.
Posted by: V the K at August 30, 2005 1:44 PM
Robbeeeeeee......time to come in now......
Posted by: Vonster at August 31, 2005 8:55 PM
