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August 14, 2005
Howard Dean Exorcism Goes Poorly
Concerned that Howard Dean's loose cannon antics and the increasingly demented rhetoric erupting from his mouth were alienating the few voters remaining in their camp, Democratic moderates have resorted to exorcism in an attempt to reign in his demonic behavior.
The results were discouraging. Although holy water was able to evoke a few prolonged screams, the Roman Ritual seemed only to annoy the DNC Chairman, who added projectile vomiting and levitation to his repertoire. One exorcist died of heart failure; the other was driven insane and leaped out the window.


Posted by Van Helsing at August 14, 2005 2:14 PM
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It burns. It burns.
Posted by: Saije at August 14, 2005 2:31 PM
Just spotted at LGF: David Duke Digs Cindy Sheehan.
In truth, Cindy Sheehan is absolutely right. Her son signed up in the military to defend America, not Israel, and to safeguard our own democracy, not the democracy of some foreign nation that neither wants nor needs it. In advancing this war for Israel, government and media advocates obviously couldn’t get Americans behind the war by saying it was a war for Israel. They had to make up bogus reasons for the war, such as saying that Iraq was an imminent threat to America and that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.
Moonbats of the left, David Duke stands with you. You must be so proud.
Posted by: V the K at August 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Even when one of your own mentions the string of lies, you don't believe it. Denial is a bitch, huh?
Posted by: Rob B. at August 14, 2005 9:19 PM
Actually, Robbie, the one in denial is you... because David Duke (and Fred Phelps, too!) is one of your own.
Posted by: V the K at August 14, 2005 9:34 PM
VK, you are correct. One of the primary differences between liberals and non-liberals is that while non-liberals denounce right-wing fringe kooks like David Duke, liberals embrace and defend their kooks (like Michael Moore, Babs Boxer, Babs Lee, Maxine Waters, etc.).
Come to think of it, not only to libs embrace their kooks...they let them run the Democrap party. That whole "inmates and asylum" thingee...
Posted by: Jonathan at August 15, 2005 7:19 AM
Bingo Jonathon. David Duke was drummed out of the Republican Party because he was a Klansman and a race hustler. When a Democrat is exposed as a Klansman, he is hailed as the Dean of the Senate, and left-wing groups rally to ensure his re-election. As for race hustlers, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are deatured speakers at the DNC convention. David Duke gets to watch the Republican convention on a twelve-inch TV while he works the night shift at the 7-11 in Shreveport.
Robbie might be interested to checkout stormfront-dor-org... the official website of the American White Supremacy fringe. A brief perusal of the threads and comments reveals that Nazi racists believe that:
1. Bush stole the election in 2000 and 2004 through voting irregularities in Ohio.
2. Bush is an idiot, a tool of a cabal of "neo-cons" and Big Oil interests.
3. The War in Iraq is illegitimate, based on lies, and being fought for Israel and Oil interests, and American soldiers are as bad as the terrorists...
4. ... but there is no terrorism, it was all trumped up so Bush could seize power.
Stormfront and Daily Kos... two sides of the same racist, totalitarian coin.
Posted by: V the K at August 15, 2005 8:34 AM
Except for #4, the Nazi racists are right. Duke still claims to be affiliated with the republican party; maybe he wasn't drummed haed enough.
Posted by: Rob B. at August 15, 2005 8:54 AM
Congrats, VK, for getting the little moonbat moron to side with Nazi racists. I thought it would be tougher than that! :-)
Posted by: Jonathan at August 15, 2005 9:26 AM
I'm predicting Howard Dean will die of an aneurysm...don't know when, but it is bound to happen. What a freak.
Posted by: Jay at August 15, 2005 11:00 AM
... the Nazi racists are right.
Say hi to Senator Byrd at your next cross-burning, Robbie.
Posted by: V the K at August 15, 2005 11:57 AM
Damn, VH, this is some scary stuff you have here. (I meant the pix, not necessarily Robbie's swinging with the Nazis -- not surprising really)
Posted by: The MaryHunter at August 15, 2005 1:18 PM
Wow. Funny but wow!
Posted by: Political Pie at August 15, 2005 6:26 PM

