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August 3, 2005

Posted by Dave Blount at August 3, 2005 6:41 AM

I enjoy Caption This! so much, I thought I would take a stab at the format. More captions are welcome via comments.

"Look into my eyes. You are getting liberal, liberal and more liberal."*
"To our new alliance, Doctor Evil. Together we will foil Austin Powers once and for all."
"Countess Bathory had it all wrong. It's not the blood of virgins..."
"What do you mean it tastes like almonds? Bottoms up, Bill. I'll drink mine just as soon as you're finished."
"Does this glass have two rims or am I seeing double already?"
"What I like about tequila is the color. Everyone thinks I'm drinking white wine."
"Okay Ted, so I can't keep up with you. But I beat Kucinich. Look, he's already throwing up."
"I'd better not let Bill see how tipsy I'm getting. He's liable to ask me to kiss it again."
"Michael, you look so cute in that greasy Michigan State cap. Are you sure you can't find a role for me in your next movie?"
"To us, Janet darling. And of course I'll let you be Attorney General again."

*This one is by Wiggins, who provided the image.