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July 7, 2005

Moonbat Swarm Converges on Scotland

Predictably enough, moonbats have come flapping out from every unwholesome crevice in Western Europe to converge on the G8 meeting taking place in Gleneagles, Scotland.

Evidently opposed not so much to specific policies as to civilization in general, protestors demonstrated their devotion to chaos and anarchy by trashing police cars and throwing rocks at police, injuring several officers. Other activities included throwing obstacles into roads and chaining themselves across the highway. Parts of central Scotland's main highway were blocked for several hours.

Organizers of these festivities then accused the police of "disgraceful behavior."

It required a baton charge by 100 officers in full riot gear to prevent the mob from overrunning the Gleneagles Hotel, where President Bush and his counterparts from other G8 countries were due to meet. Mounted police were also required. According to Independent Online, reinforcements had to be flown in by helicopter, rattling the windows of the hotel.

Some of the protestors wore basic trendoid black, with bandanas on their faces to make themselves look menacing. Others wore wigs, face paint, and colorful costumes — some of these were members of "The Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army."

The lunatic hordes currently converging on Gleneagles have made their mark recently on other parts of Scotland:

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Waiting for Godot at a Royal Navy submarine base at Faslane.

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In Edinburgh, British police drag one of moonbattery's sinister minions toward a church for exorcism.

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Edinburgh again. This is what society is up against.

We take civilization and sanity itself for granted. We shouldn't. A tide of moonbattery waits to wash them away at the first unguarded moment.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 7, 2005 6:24 AM

Comments

I've been captioning protesters tha last couple of days. Stinky, demented, trust-fund hippies are a captioning gold mine.

Posted by: V the K at July 7, 2005 1:10 PM

Check out V the K's recent captions: they're from the same G8 protests — moonbattery in its purest form, subjected to the ridicule it so justly deserves.

Posted by: Van Helsing at July 7, 2005 1:22 PM

I'd like to have a crack at those skinny little punks in the bottom picture.

I'm thinking I could finish the three of 'em off in under a minute.

Posted by: The Warden at July 7, 2005 2:20 PM

In that second picture, I must express my disgust at the cops for manhandling Gumby that way!

"I'm Gumby, dammit!"

Posted by: Jonathan at July 7, 2005 3:13 PM

The third picture makes me think, "Q. What's the difference between a G8 protester and a clown? A. The clown has a life."

Posted by: V the K at July 7, 2005 5:50 PM

The sad events today in London put these fools in proper perspective. While world leaders gather in an effort to unite and build towards a more peaceful, prosperous world these nuts would tear it all down and impose all the virtues of the French revolution.

I wandered through a swarm of these miscreants at President Bush's first inauguration. They seemed to know every four letter word but "soap" and "work" and offered nothing but their narcissitic peurile spew of bile.

If this world really was the nasty place these spoiled nitwits thought it was we would have busted their heads a long time ago...

Frankly, if cops in this country can taser a 13 year old girl for acting up, why not give this bunch 20,000 volts.. It might not the dirt off of them.

Posted by: Mike on Hilton Head Island at July 8, 2005 12:59 AM

That third picture with the clown nose kills me.

Posted by: gindy at July 8, 2005 6:11 PM