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July 9, 2005
Jacques Chirac Meets His Match
Unfortunately no Americans or Brits were around to defend the French President when he was attacked by a pair of vicious teddy bears. A "Cuddles for Cash" program is being arranged in the UN to prevent such incidents from occurring in the future. With thanks to Wiggins for the photo.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 9, 2005 9:29 AM
Comments
1. Chirac searched his mind frantically and tried to remember his military training. "What's German for 'I surrender?'"
2. "Fluffy and Uranus, NOOOOOOOO!"
3. "Je suck a la bear-juggling."
4. That novelty urinating teddy bear gag never gets old
5. "Damn superglue. I am never spending the night with Michael Jackson again."
6. "Zis Teddy, he has no pants, a pot belly, and a blank stare. I will name him, 'Kennedy.'"
7. "He is a bear of very little brain, but he is the president of France."
8. Nonsense. Snuggles always ticks.
9. When the DT's hit, Chirac did his best to ignore the floating psychedelic "Bad Trip Bears" and just concentrated on being the best darn mime he could be. "I am playing piano against the wind in an invisible box."
10. "I don't care how you do it," Chirac ordered his photoshop artist. "Just cover up my damn goiters."
Posted by: V the K at July 9, 2005 10:56 AM
FOTFLMAO! I needed that! Now... back to Mr. Moming...
Posted by: The MaryHunter at July 9, 2005 7:57 PM
Coffee just came out of my nose! LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Jay at July 10, 2005 10:25 AM
That is hilarious! Thanks!
Posted by: Lady Jane at July 10, 2005 6:28 PM
