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July 29, 2005

Hanoi Jane Has an Acid Flashback, Wakes up in the 60s

All aboard the moonbatmobile: Hanoi Jane Fonda, loathed for a generation for assisting the disastrous victory of totalitarians in Southeast Asia and the defeat of her own country, is obviously older but unfortunately no wiser as she plans a hippie-style bus tour of the country that has treated her so well and been treated by her so poorly in return. The object of the trip is familiar: to publicize her opposition to America's struggle to uphold democracy.

A noted military strategist, Hanoi Jane evidently feels it would be a wise maneuver to pull our troops out of Iraq immediately, so that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi can take over the country and turn it into the equivalent of Taliban-era Afghanistan, but with the oil revenues to buy whatever technology he needs to kill every American on the planet within a few years.

Of course siding with pure, unadulterated evil against freedom and democracy is a publicity stunt that has served Ms. Fonda well in the past. In 1972 she managed to draw attention to herself by getting photographed while posing with a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun as she pantomimed her fantasy of killing fellow Americans.

If there is a lower life form than Jane Fonda, science has yet to discover it.

To prove that she is not literally living in the 60s, Jane throws in a modern envirokook angle: she promises her bus will run on vegetable oil.

Jane's Moonbats Across America tour visits Arlington National Cemetery, via Knowledge Is Power, with thanks to V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 29, 2005 1:14 PM


Those acid flashbacks can really be intense. This woman's brain is mush.

Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2005 2:05 PM

Those lefty liberals loved the sixties. Jane Fonda helping kill US troops in Viet Nam, Helen Thomas was just a middle age liberal hag, Ted Kennedy teaching the young cuties to swim in Mass., and John Kerry saving the world by wounding himself in the ass while serving in Viet Nam, just to put forth a few of thier contributions to our country. Like to tell Janie what to do with that vegetable oil, since she is a dried up, old crusty prune ass from the sixties.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 29, 2005 5:14 PM

If I thought she actually had a principled stand on the war I would say, have at it. But I think this is more about jumpstarting her movie career and selling her new book. At least I don't think we're going to see her in Baghdad cozying up to the jihadis anytime soon, not if she wants to keep her head that is. She represent everything they find reprehensible about Western culture.

Posted by: Saije at July 30, 2005 10:41 AM