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July 29, 2005

Hanoi Jane Has an Acid Flashback, Wakes up in the 60s

Posted by Dave Blount at July 29, 2005 1:14 PM

All aboard the moonbatmobile: Hanoi Jane Fonda, loathed for a generation for assisting the disastrous victory of totalitarians in Southeast Asia and the defeat of her own country, is obviously older but unfortunately no wiser as she plans a hippie-style bus tour of the country that has treated her so well and been treated by her so poorly in return. The object of the trip is familiar: to publicize her opposition to America's struggle to uphold democracy.

A noted military strategist, Hanoi Jane evidently feels it would be a wise maneuver to pull our troops out of Iraq immediately, so that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi can take over the country and turn it into the equivalent of Taliban-era Afghanistan, but with the oil revenues to buy whatever technology he needs to kill every American on the planet within a few years.

Of course siding with pure, unadulterated evil against freedom and democracy is a publicity stunt that has served Ms. Fonda well in the past. In 1972 she managed to draw attention to herself by getting photographed while posing with a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun as she pantomimed her fantasy of killing fellow Americans.

If there is a lower life form than Jane Fonda, science has yet to discover it.

To prove that she is not literally living in the 60s, Jane throws in a modern envirokook angle: she promises her bus will run on vegetable oil.