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June 11, 2005
Naked Moonbats on Wheels
A friendly warning: if you are disturbed by the idea of large numbers of sweaty lunatics, some of them probably aging hippies, riding around naked on bicycles, today might be a good day to stay indoors with the curtains drawn — at least if you live in one of the cities where the World Naked Bike Ride is scheduled to take place.
American cities include most of the usual suspects: San Francisco, Seattle, Austin, Boulder, Burlington, etc — in short, wherever moonbats can be found in heavy concentrations. Organizers in Ashville, North Carolina have put up a particularly informative site.
Participants can ride partially or fully naked, and are encouraged to bring flyers and signs, or to paint their bodies, so as to protest "the occupation/war in Iraq, gas prices and the suppression of our freedoms."
Bicycle seats are evidently optional, judging by the expressions on some of the faces that can be seen in pictures from past naked bike ride protests.
Hat tip: V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 11, 2005 11:24 AM
Comments
Thanks for the hat tip, even if it did necessitate a rare round of Saturday captioning. Gotta love the reasoning of the left. "1. Ride Around Naked on Bicycles. 2. ??? 3. World Peace!" These people must learn their critical thinking skills from the Underpants Gnomes.
Posted by: V the K at June 11, 2005 12:49 PM
Oh god!
My eyes!
My eyes!
What is wrong with these people?
Oh, right...they're MoonBats.
Posted by: LC Triplenecksteel at June 11, 2005 2:38 PM
The San Diego group did theirs today...about 60 miles outside of the city. According to the website, they literally rode down a 2 mile driveway and back on a dirt frontage road near a nudist campground. The only other inhabited area within 10 miles of there is a Texaco station and a Shell, so they really made a difference there! Wow man, nudity=peace! WooHoo! Glad I wasn't hiking out there today...
Posted by: Josh at June 11, 2005 9:11 PM
Wow..thanks for the warning. Number one, why on earth is this okay to do in public? Number two, yukkk....like you said who wants to see these people naked! and Number three, doesn't it hurt to ride a bike naked? I mean really, male or female that's gotta be uncomfortable.
Posted by: Layla at June 11, 2005 11:01 PM
I linked this post at Palmetto
Pundit. Lord knows we need to warn everyone before it's too late! Trackback wasn't working. Don't know why.
Posted by: Barry at June 11, 2005 11:09 PM
I will pass on making any comments on the movtivation of these people, other than they are Moonbats. I did go to the Asheville site that posted pictures of previous "necked rides for Peace." A couple of the young females shown appear to be righteously tight young wenches. Guess I am getting too old, but at this point in my life, I am not into screwing a million dollar ass wired to a two dollar brain. Anyone up to sniffing and washing bicycle seats?
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at June 12, 2005 9:43 AM
I don't know where you find this stuff, Van Helsing, but between you and Parrot Check with his Desi Award, I know exactly where I can go for laughs if I need some--lol! GOD....some of those people should KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON!
Posted by: Cao at June 12, 2005 11:46 AM
God doesn't think the naked body is ugly. In fact, it's his creation. That those that call themselves part of his church do is strange indeed. I bet you all are fun in bed. Turn out the lights, hon.
Posted by: Frenchie at June 12, 2005 1:15 PM
Frenchie! You're back! We've missed you!
How are the naked French moonbats doing these days, eh?
Posted by: The MaryHunter at June 12, 2005 6:21 PM
Frenchie has been too busy beating up on fellow lefties to try and debate any of us.
Posted by: The Mad Tech at June 12, 2005 6:34 PM
Interesting world Frenchie lives in, eh? God apparently told Frenchie in person that she is supposed to ride around naked on bicycles and there would be world peace. Wow. All I can says is, "Wow."
Posted by: Ogre at June 12, 2005 7:14 PM
Apparently she had to let go of Philippe's short hairs long enough to type that. I guess all she has left in her pathetic life is fantasizing about us having sex. Probably doesn't get any at home because Philippe is too busy riding his motorcycle across the french countryside evading the gendarmes.
But you'd know nothing about that since your short big-nosed ugly guy worships the earth and doesn't think you have a soul. Does he even look in your eyes when he's dreaming of those women he talks dirty to on the net?
Posted by: Cao at June 12, 2005 9:23 PM
Please don't scare Frenchie away. I've got a thing for skanky French trolls.
Posted by: Van Helsing at June 12, 2005 9:37 PM
Of course, Frenchie, I agree that God doesn't think naked bodies are disgusting. However, He has laid out commands for when it is proper to be naked and when it is not.
Gadzooks! I detest it when Moonbats don't even READ that to which they are referring! Or, perhaps they do, but their literacy-level prohibits them from actually *understanding* it...
Keep up the excellent work, Van!
-- R'cat
Posted by: Romeocat at June 12, 2005 9:45 PM
Frenchie, you are still the
Queen of The Sag-Assin' Sea of Pubes.
Welcome back.
Posted by: kender at June 12, 2005 10:43 PM
OMG, what is it with moonbats and excessive pubic hair??? EEEWWW!!!
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at June 14, 2005 11:12 AM
LOL.........AND GROSS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAKE ME YUKE>
hehehe
Posted by: Raven at June 15, 2005 8:28 AM
