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June 23, 2005

Moonbats Discover Sinister Bush Plot

Bad news: the San Diego Independent Media Center reports that President Bush is scheming to cause California to slide into the sea.

Please excuse the grammar, spelling, and screaming as "reality-based community" member "toodles" explains in his/her own words:

BUSH HAS TECTONIC AND OTHER ENMOD WEAPONS IN PLACE AND YOU ARE LIVING IN A ZONE THAT MAKES YOU A PRIME TARGET OF THIS FOREIGN GOVT WHICH HAS TAKEN OVER AND KCAN KIL KILL KILL AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT GET CAUGHT...
HEY CALIFORNIA bUSH HAS TECTONIC WEAPONRY AND HE HAS BEEN TESTING IT ON EVERYONE HERE FOR HIS BOSSES WHO THINK WE OWE THEM SO MUCH MONEY THE ONLY WAY WE CAN PAY IS TO LET THEM EXPERIMENT ON US AND OUT KIDS....SEE WWW.BEYONDTREASON.COM.
YOU BETTER WAKE UP BECAUSE BUSH IS AFTER ONLY A COUPLE THINGS REALLY, MONEY, AND AS MANY PEOPLE DEAD AS HE CAN KILL AND NOT GET CAUGHT DOPING IT. ALL THE VETS OVERSEAS NOW ARE DEAD MEAT BECAUSE THEY ARE BREATHING RADIOACTIVE DUST THAT ENSURES EVEN IF THEY COME BACK HERE THEY WILL BE DEAD RIGHHT QUICK.
YOU BETTER WAKE UP CVALIFORNIA AND GIVE UP YOUR IDEALS OF FREEDOM AND SUCH--MEDICAL MARIJUANA WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE LIVING IN A DICTATORSHIP AND DO NOT FORGET IT. BUSH NEEDS A MILLION OS SO MORE DEAD SOON, HE IUS WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE, AND HIS MAIN GOAL REALLY IS CLEARING OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE.
HE HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH EARTHQUAKES THERE NOW FOR GONG ON 5 YEARS, MANY OF US HAVE BEEN WATCHING, AND IF YOU CAN LEAVE CALIFORNIA NOW DO IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THE SCUMBAG IS GOING TO CAUSE SOME MORE TECTONICS LIKE TSUNAMI BUT WORSE AND JUST DIMP A BUNCH OF YOUR STATE AND ALL YOU DEMOCRAT VOTERS RIGHT INTO THE DRINK. SAYONARA YA'ALL.

Not since he caused last year's Sumatra tsunami has President Bush indulged in such a wicked plot. He probably knows that not even tinfoil hats can protect you from tectonic weapons. Run while you can!

Thanks to V the K of Caption This! for passing along the warning.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 23, 2005 6:34 AM

Comments

Geez, do I love moonbats. Great stuff, VH.

Posted by: The MaryHunter at June 23, 2005 9:10 AM

oops...and V the K

Posted by: The MaryHunter at June 23, 2005 9:11 AM

That's pretty much exactly what I thought they were gonna be from IMC pics - contrails.
http://cimss.ssec.wisc.edu/wxwise/contrail.html

Here is another moonbat that posts similar photographs, only he doesn't posit them as proof of an EVIL BU$HITLER EAQTHQUACK MACINE! but as, among other things, chemical agents being sprayed by our government onto an unknowing populace.
http://www.this-must-stop.com/
They even have T-shirts!
http://www.cafepress.com/getthewordout
Same pic from IMC site, different explanation:
http://www.this-must-stop.com/satellite%20photo.htm

Why the IMC has to be in San Diego, I don't know...but I wish they'd take their moonbats elsewhere.

Posted by: Josh at June 23, 2005 12:14 PM

More on Josh's Chem Trail Moonbat Site of the Day.

Apparently, this guy spends a lot of time staring at clouds. (Probably chuckling 'heh-heh, heh-heh, clouds are cool' while he does so.) To prove that the chemtrails are not 'just a conspiracy theory' he links to an even loonier site urging revolution against the Secret Global Pyramid government.

Posted by: V the K at June 23, 2005 12:25 PM

I know this is OT, but isn't ironic that it was the four left-liberal justices on the SCOTUS who just ruled that taking property away from individual citizens and giving it to Big Corporations is just nifty!

Posted by: V the K at June 23, 2005 12:28 PM

Ironic, V the K? I don't think it was ironic in the least - this is exactly what I would have expected from a group of liberal judicial activists. They probably thought they were doing New London a favor by allowing development to proceed AGAINST the property owners will. Now theres a precedent for this type of thing, unfortunately.

Of course, there is also a precedent in that the "castle exception" never requires one to flee their own home in lieu of self defense, thereby granting a homeowner legal grounds to occupy their legally owned property and illegitimizing the SC ruling. This would also place any developers/workers in jeopardy, should a homeowner be adequately aware of his rights and choose to stay and fight, already being given legal ground to do so.

I think we may see this decision reversed sometime soon. Oh, I hope...

Posted by: Josh at June 23, 2005 4:20 PM

V the K, yep the liberal justices sided with big business while all the 'evil' conservative justices sided with the people.

Posted by: Anna at June 23, 2005 4:21 PM

I think we may see this decision reversed sometime soon. Oh, I hope...

I don't think it will be repealed until Eminent Domain is used so a city can bulldoze the Womyn's Kollective Organic Food Co-Op, Needle Exchange, Abortion Clinic and DayCare Center so Wal-Mart can build a SuperCenter.

Posted by: V the K at June 23, 2005 7:24 PM

It'll be repealed as soon as a community eminent-domains some justices summer cottage.

Posted by: Josh at June 23, 2005 7:36 PM

This would make a great campaign announcement for the Republicans!

HHAHAHAAHAH

RWR

Posted by: RightWingRocker at June 23, 2005 8:03 PM

'President Bush is scheming to cause California to slide into the sea.'

Sounds like a plan! Beach front property in Vegas would be great.

Posted by: Tran Sient at June 23, 2005 9:23 PM

SDIMC, now you see what happens when you sit around all day smoking pot, wearing tin foil hats, and drinking your own piss.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at June 26, 2005 9:58 AM