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May 25, 2005
UFOs on Demand
Posted by Dave Blount at May 25, 2005 6:33 AM
A media alert of great interest to anyone fascinated by the final frontier has been posted on PRWeb:
For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.
Prophet Yahweh has mastered the ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships, which of course are not the same thing. UFOs "are usually small flying objects" whose "flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world"; whereas spaceships "are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies."
You don't become as skilled as Prophet Yahweh without practice. He has conjured more than 1,500 spaceships and/or UFOs since 1979. Only now is he ready to go public.
When he conjures the spaceship in Las Vegas, it will hover in the air not far from Nellis Air Force base, clearly visible to everyone. It ought to be quite a sight. You might want to book your flight to Vegas right away.
Since not everyone will be able to make it, Prophet has thoughtfully offered to "travel to any city to call down UFOs" for journalists to document.
Rumors that CBS has assigned Dan Rather to the story could not be confirmed.
Hat tip: Wiggins
Update
Too bad for the Dan that he didn't get to cover this story. With thanks to commenters JoBlow and annonymous, you can see video of Prophet Yahweh conjuring a UFO here. Only in Vegas.
