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May 14, 2005

The Political Teen has made some interesting predictions regarding headlines we can look forward to seeing in the year 2029. A few of my favorites:

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Not all the news will be bleak: George Z. Bush will announce his plans to enter the 2036 presidential race.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 14, 2005 8:13 PM