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April 18, 2005
Eco-Porn
Would you pay money to watch freaks copulate, if it would help save the environment? If so, head over to F---forforest.com, where you can watch sex acts performed for Gaia between lectures on the evils of industrial forestry.
According to SFGate.com, Leona Johansson and Tommy Hol Ellingsen have used this site to generate $90,000 to save Mother Earth. Unfortunately, they can't get anyone to take the money, because for some reason established environmental organizations don't want to be associated with these crusading idealists. So they plan to "work directly with indigenous communities in Costa Rica and the Brazilian Amazon" — whatever that might entail.
The site was started up with seed money provided by Norwegian taxpayers. But there are limits to the insanity, even in Norway. After they had sex in front of 5,000 people at a music festival, Tommy and Leona were hauled into court, where Tommy demonstrated his contempt for the proceedings by dropping his pants. They were fined $1,500 each, but instead of paying, they ran off to Berlin, where people aren't such prudes.
The site has been such a success that they are having a hard time keeping it up. It has even earned praise from moonbat queen Yoko Ono, who "reportedly called the whole affair the best art project she had seen in Norway."
Anyone with the stomach for more pictures of kooks without clothes can explore Vegporn.com, which was set up not so much to raise money for vegetables as because "Some of us vegans just like looking at naked vegans," according to the site's owner, whose name is Furry Girl.
Hat tip: Caption This!
Posted by Van Helsing at April 18, 2005 01:02 PM
Comments
Just another porn site. This time however they are attempting to claim the moral high ground.
Posted by: Patrick at April 18, 2005 10:05 PM
Dude,
Ugly people need pr0n too.
Posted by: TripleNeckSteel at April 19, 2005 02:18 AM
Ugh. Once again its the ends justifies the means.
Why dont they do their show in the Amazon rain forest. "Honey, are you anaconda to see me?" Or French kiss one of the crocodiles.
Posted by: Anna at April 19, 2005 02:24 AM
Furry Girl?
Now there's someone I want to see naked!
Posted by: Tom at April 20, 2005 03:43 PM
Trust me, you do not want to see any of the people on these sites naked.
Posted by: Van Helsing at April 20, 2005 04:55 PM
"work directly with indigenous communities in Costa Rica and the Brazilian Amazon" — whatever that might entail.
Can you say "Carnival?"
Posted by: Abe of Lincoln at April 20, 2005 09:26 PM