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March 27, 2005
Reality Blocker
I once had the misfortune of dating a girl so profoundly immature that if you tried to tell her something she didn't want to hear, she would cover her ears and shout "blah blah blah!" over and over until you gave up trying to communicate. In the same spirit, a man named Sam Kimery has developed a device called a "Fox Blocker" that prevents television sets from receiving Fox News, which offends the sensibilities of some by not toeing the MSM left-liberal line.
A Fox spokeswoman issued the familiar but compelling response that the ratings speak for themselves. According to Nielsen Media Research, Fox has averaged 1.62 million viewers in prime-time for the first three months of the year, in contrast to politically correct CNN's 805,000.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 27, 2005 12:18 PM
Comments
The freakin' hippies from Caption This! will be buying that FNC blocker by the truckload... oh wait, forgot, they don't have TVs in their manure-infested love hovels.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at March 27, 2005 1:38 PM
However CNN and MSNBC are under the control of the bible toting liar mr. bush. Who has so much dirt on his hands (Weapons of mass destruction Lie, Exposing a CIA spy, Voter Fraud etc etc etc). The christian right who is covering up his lies has lost respect of the nation (note the Terri circus where 70% say it was wrong to interfear with her situation).
Who is not covering the lies of mr. bush? Why CNN and MSNBC two super conservative news organizations. (While there are two Freedom shows on MSNBC the majority of the new reporters and newscasters are Ultra right wing conservative)
Posted by: Magnum Serpentine at March 27, 2005 4:46 PM
Holy shit-- was her name Melissa? I went out with her for 11 months, and she would shake her head back and forth and shout "NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!" anytime I failed to toe the moonbat line religiously. She got all her exposure to the outside world from NPR, and would insist it was biased towards conservatism. Howeird Dean was too conservative for her.
So is this MagnumSpermentine chick one of your satrire-trolls?
Cause that's some good trolling! CNN and MSMBC are conservative news organizations? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: LC TripleNeckSteel at March 27, 2005 8:12 PM
Magnum (like the name, BTW... it means big, right?): Those are real good, soundly substantiated Bush-crimes you've listed. Hmmm... well you've got me convinced about a CNNMSNBC right-wing cabal. And that honest, clear-spoken, never-waffling John Fitzgerald Kerry, who was(n't) in Cambodia on that long-forgotten Christmas; and that media icon Michael Moore who so clearly articulated the Unabashed Truth in his unbiased filum; and that Sen. Harry Reid who most certainly had good reason to change his mind regarding up or down votes for judicial nominees... *POP* Woa, what happened, Van Helsing? Am I a LIBERAL now? Was it that easy? Or is this just a nightmare? My life flashing before my eyes on Clinton News Network... Barbara Streisand rocks... h e l p
Posted by: The MaryHunter at March 27, 2005 8:13 PM
If Magnum Serpentine is parody troll, I swear I don't know anything about it. This person might conceivably be on the level. The capitalization, punctuation and grammar suggest that the comment was composed by a genuine moonbat.
MaryHunter, if you've knocked your head on something, try knocking it again.
Van Helsing
Moonbattery
Posted by: Van Helsing at March 27, 2005 9:44 PM
GGGGOOOOONNNNNGGGGG
Ah, thanks, bud. All better. W rules. Dems suk.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at March 27, 2005 10:23 PM
When you are "Reality-Based," you have to be careful to be sure nothing uncontrolled gets in to spoil the system.
Posted by: Abe of Lincoln at March 31, 2005 12:18 AM
