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March 23, 2005
Michael Jackson's Last Career Option
There was a time when people who had irredeemably shamed themselves, especially if they had possible prison terms hanging over their heads, would run off to join the French Foreign Legion as the last option of the truly desperate. Today Michael Jackson finds himself in just such a situation. But for Jacko, there's a more appropriate option. Before Judge Melville makes good on his threats to revoke Jackson's bail, the King of Pop ought to sneak away to become a United Nations peacekeeper.
The job would suit him perfectly, as indicated in an article in The Weekend Australian that was spotted by The Adventuress.
An Australian peacekeeper, failing to adapt to the spirit of United Nations peacekeeping operations, blew the whistle on some Jordanian colleagues who were making a regular practice of molesting little boys in East Timor. The Jordanians did not take kindly to this breach of UN etiquette on the part of the Aussies. Australian commandos had to be sent in to protect Australian peacekeepers from the other peacekeepers. A tense standoff ensued, with assault rifles drawn on both sides, but apparently no shots were fired.
The whistleblower, the aptly named Corporal Wratten, had to be evacuated. When he told his superiors that boys as young as 12 were being sexually abused, a Jordanian officer turned around and informed the men Wratten had "ratted on," according to a senior UN official.
A UN report into the matter found it "highly probable that widespread sexual misconduct had occurred after the Jordanians took over from the highly regarded Australian paratroop battalion in early 2000."
Funny, I don't recall hearing much about it in the news. What a shame Coalition soldiers in Iraq don't behave like UN peacekeepers. Think of the fun the media could have!
Let's hope the great Jacko can keep those troublesome Aussies in line!
Posted by Van Helsing at March 23, 2005 5:58 AM
Comments
After the tsunami devasted Indonesia et al, the UN had the gall to speak of its moral authority and castigate the United States and its allies who swung into action faster than the UN could organise a snack line for its officials.
The only authority the Useless Nitwits have, is an immoral authority and that only lasts as long as nations are foolish enough to support its meglomaniacal pedohilia tendancies.
Posted by: Anna at March 23, 2005 6:55 AM
That caption is too funny!
Posted by: Scott D at March 23, 2005 8:21 PM
