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February 17, 2005
Churchill Found to Suffer from Kerry-Harkin Syndrome
A man of many deficiencies, Ward Churchill has been diagnosed as suffering from Kerry-Harkin Syndrome by Dennis the Peasant, who defines this dreaded disease is as follows:
The wholly unwarranted and completely mystifying need to take the only honorable chapter of one's pathetic and useless life and turn it into a grotesque tapestry of lies and half-truths to win public attention, career preferment and political arguments without resorting to the use of the inherent merit of one's own personal worth as a human being.
Unsatisfied with the roles of fake Indian, fake scholar, and fake revolutionary, Churchill has followed in the great tradition of other left-wing phonies by becoming a fake war hero. According to U.S. Army records referenced by the Denver Post, Churchill was trained as a light-truck driver and projectionist during the Vietnam War. But according to the mad professor's Walter Mitty daydreams, he was a paratrooper and part of an elite long-range reconnaissance patrol. He walked point in combat and was called "Chief" by his brothers in arms. So far he has kept mum on whether he helped Hanoi John Kerry deliver weapons to the Khmer Rouge.
"I was on the ground pulling triggers," Churchill fibbed. "You can't undo that. And I have an obligation to do what I can by way of compensation. You can say that is the foundational reason that I do most all of what I do."
So the foundational reason for Churchill's revolting behavior is a fantasy. We'll have to leave it for psychiatrists to figure out the foundational reason for the fantasy.
Meanwhile, Colorado taxpayers are still contributing to his hefty salary, and University of Wisconsin-Whitewater is still planning to welcome him with open arms.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 17, 2005 4:39 PM
Comments
When is this chapter going to end? Churchill is such a scum, and it gets worse everyday! Churchillgate. Nah-too long a name for this.
Posted by: Raven at February 17, 2005 10:18 PM
So the question becomes, what part of Mr. Churchill's resume is truth?
Posted by: LC Anna at February 17, 2005 10:47 PM
Ann Coulter just published a thoughtful (if not a wee vituperative) piece on our favorite Injun-Terrorist... and more significantly, on this silly notion of institutional "Free Speech" that all the moonbats are squaking about. Quite an insightful read.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at February 18, 2005 8:21 AM
If you are a Darwinist, this individual may help re-enforce the theory that we have not completely evolved from the Apes.
While the libs and the left do not want any association with this person, I think we have to keep hammering the point. His ideas are the ideas of the libs and the left, Big Chief here just has enough balls and lack of brains to say it.
Maybe Soros can send him some wampum for a new tomahawk.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at February 18, 2005 4:52 PM
You know what bothers me? His name! He CAN'T be named Churchill -- not really and truly.
Although there WAS a Winston Churchill (no kin to the statesman) who was an American novelist during the 20s and 30s....I wonder if he was crazy, as well.
Posted by: Sunnye at February 21, 2005 7:57 PM
I wouldn’t say that UW Whitewater is welcoming Churchill with open arms. They’re being cautionary. That being said, I’m not happy that his invitation has not been withdrawn. On March 1st I will be taking the day off from work and I will go to Whitewater. I’ll go armed with a video camera, a digital camera and a tape recorder. I intend to document the thoughts and reactions of those at the event.
Posted by: Steven A Stehling at February 22, 2005 4:45 PM
