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January 10, 2005
Still Deeper Off the Deep End: Patriots for Al Gore
Posted by Dave Blount at January 10, 2005 6:06 AM
You could be forgiven for thinking that the shamefully successful campaign to cajole a lunatic-fringe Senator into contesting Bush's reelection would be the last word in sore loser moonbats' utter inability to adjust to reality. But no matter how deep some of them plunge off the deep end, others plunge deeper still.
There is a group so profoundly divorced from the here and now that they refrain from contesting Bush's reelection because they still haven't understood that he was ever elected in the first place. Patriots for Al Gore "remain committed to restoring the Peoples' President Albert Gore Jr." to the office he never held except in the feverish dreams of the thankfully defeated.
Although it is outside this group's scope to contest the 2004 election, they do denounce it in their Statement of Purpose, expressing their noisy distain for "a status quo that enslaves the soul and stifles the voice." In the next sentence, they go on to scream that "it is a travesty of justice in any Democracy to ignore the will of the people!" But of course here they are referring to the 2000 election, which their candidate won by not losing by as much as their candidate in 2004. If you didn't know that Gore won in 2000, it could be because this fact was "deliberately kept hidden by our media."
In an open letter to Gore, these patriots further demonstrate their commitment to democracy by offering their support should he attempt to take power in a coup d'etat, assuring him that "should the time come in the future when you seek to take that which you earned, we will be here to fight for you."
Gore may be even more of an extremist than some might have thought, to judge by his worshippers' vow to "fight the right-leaning policies of the Democratic Party."
In related news, patients at a Long Island psychiatric facility are petitioning to overturn the results of the 2000 World Series, claiming that the number of games won by the Yankees was deliberately miscalculated as part of a conspiracy by the right-wing sports media.
