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January 22, 2005
Liberalism in 30 Words or Less
Hat tip to Superhawk at Right Wingnuthouse for uncovering a fun contest at the liberal magazine American Prospect. Define liberalism in 30 words or less and you could win a custom answering machine message recorded by left-leaning garden gnome Robert Reich!
Here's my stab at the prize:
Liberalism is the policy of affecting a morally and intellectually superior pose while siding with society's enemies and undermining or repressing individual freedom, personal responsibility, economic constructiveness and moral sanity.
Although my heart is set on winning the prize, competition is welcome.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 22, 2005 11:48 AM
Comments
What do you think???
Radish or tomato?
Maybe a head of cabbage, or cabbagehead for short.
PS: Thanks for the link!
Posted by: superhawk at January 22, 2005 2:18 PM
LOL Big Big
Van Helsing, if nothing else, you've just won the Mid-Atlantic Caption-induced Spit Take prize. I just hope my keyboard is salvageable...
Spit first,
The MaryHunter
Posted by: The MaryHunter at January 22, 2005 2:23 PM
PS Superhawk, I was assuming simply a non-roaming gnome...
Posted by: The MaryHunter at January 22, 2005 2:26 PM
