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January 13, 2005
Black Thursday Leftists Discover New Excuse to Shun Work
On Thursday, January 20, in a grand gesture of petulance, PEST-addled moonbats will protest President Bush's Second Inauguration by doing what they do best — nothing.
A group calling itself Black Thursday is rallying loyal armies of Bush-bashers to scuttle out from under their rocks and... scuttle back under their rocks again.
In order to "send the Bush Administration a message it can't afford to ignore," Black Thursday's earth-shaking scheme calls for a two-prong attack. They will spend a day a) not working; and b) not buying anything.
Their representative David Livingston appeared on Hannity & Colmes last Tuesday. Unfortunately little information could be gleaned as this visibly defeated individual — in acute need of a shower, shave, orthodontic work, and presentable clothes — sputtered incoherently and muttered insults at his host. (It must have hit Sean Hannity hard to be called a "loser" by someone with such intimate knowledge of the meaning of this word.) However, their website reveals details of the master plan.
The one-two punch to the solar plexus of Bush's America will consist of all members of their undoubtedly vast movement taking January 20 off from waiting for their next welfare check and instead spending the day not buying anything — a noble sacrifice somewhat mitigated by the likelihood that their ranks are partly made up of freegans, who meet their needs by scavenging through garbage rather than dirty themselves with commerce.
This protest movement is evidently related to but separate from another with the same name. This other Black Thursday will teach our President a lesson by wearing black clothing on Inauguration Day. The genius of this strategy lies in the fact that the movement's members no doubt consist mainly of hyperconformist urban trendoids, who are rarely seen wearing any color other than black. Even dedicated comrades who drink too much bong water and forget what day it is can still participate in the protest, as they will be wearing black anyway.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 13, 2005 6:10 AM
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A couple of these winners were on the Laura Ingrahm show last evening.
Really big plans they have for next week's event.
I'm shaking in my boots already.
Vision a sight of people in Statue of Liberty costumes, wearing, and this the best part, mustaches!
A sea of green, and that is probably what I will feel like, if I dare to turn on the set to watch the inaguration.
Of course the various outlets of the news media will be focusing on this spectacle.
We will be lucky if we see the President at all.
Posted by: Kerbels at January 13, 2005 4:31 PM
