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December 28, 2004
Al Gore's Legacy Emerges in Ukrainian Election
Nut job and wannabe POTUS Al Gore may not have made it to the Oval Office, but apparently he did leave a legacy. As of today 100% of precincts have been counted in the Ukrainian revote, and the final preliminary results released by the Central Election Commission have 51.99% for Yushchenko vs. 44.19% for Viktor Yanukalgorovich I mean Yanukovych. Considering the election was such a squeaker, who can blame Yanukovych for refusing to concede? Why, he only needs about 2,000,000 hanging chads; let Putin arrange a recount, I have no doubt he'll find them.
Closer to home, the Ohio recount is over, and although Kerry picked up a few votes, he still came up well over 100,000 short. At least he had the grace to concede in a timely fashion, unlike his ambulance-chasing Howdy Doody look-alike sidekick, who continued barking that he would "fight for every vote" until the ground beneath his Gucci loafers crumbled away and he vanished into oblivion, hopefully never to return.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 28, 2004 08:29 PM